Rules of IRC

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  • Everyone on IRC is a virgin.
  • EVERYONE on IRC is a virgin.
  • Everyone on IRC enjoys CP.
  • All girls on IRC are men, all men on IRC are men, and all children on IRC are FBI agents.
  • Bots, bots everywhere.
  • /me is for roleplaying.
  • Roleplaying is for basement-dwelling faggots.
  • Everyone on IRC is also a basement-dwelling faggot.
  • When there is an intelligent discussion, someone MUST flip out and disconnect in a flailing rage.
  • Raging makes you right.
  • /Whois is your friend.
  • CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
  • EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
  • Look out, netsplit.
  • It's all Seisatsu's fault.
  • Talking in memes on IRC doesn't make you funny.
  • So I heard you liek memes?
  • Nobody who writes "lol" is actually laughing.
  • No one in IRC tells the truth; it's always distorted in some way.
  • Ur retartness iz porpotoinal 2 teh # of tupo's & 1337 5p43k u uze.
  • Pics or it didn't happen.
  • No matter what anyone says, if there's a bot in the room, there's a spy in the room.
  • Sexual discussions are inevitable.
  • If you don't like hearing about sex, you're a genophobic faggot that should gtfo.
  • Sup, Ohai and hai guise are the only valid greetings when joining a channel.
  • Operators are most likely to be offline in the event of an emergency.
  • If you don't want something to be recorded and kept forever in logs, then don't say it.
  • The time it takes to derail a discussion is inversely proportional to the number of people in a channel.
  • Nothing is offensive. If you are offended, then gtfo.
  • Mods are faggots. No exceptions.
  • Chuck Norris Jokes and desu are STILL not funny. Not even on IRC.
  • Triforce does not make you an IRC oldfag.
  • There are no oldfags or newfags on IRC. Only virgins.
  • There is a channel for everything.
  • If a channel doesn't exist, it will be made.
  • If a channel cannot be made, then the topic does not exist.
  • If you are in IRC you must know the rules of IRC.
  • Network Operators eat babies. No exceptions.
  • HERP DERP DERP DERP HERP DERP HURR DURR DERP HERP DERP
  • Germanfags are always drunk.
  • Everyone on IRC is Gay or Bi. No exceptions.
  • Every quit is a ragequit.
  • Every girl must show tits or else she must get the fuck out.

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